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Week 15 Notes In preparation for the Toilet Bowl Playoffs, the Bowl
Huggers made five Free Agent moves in the last week. I acquired
a new TE, RB, WR, QB and K. This prompted several comments from
the peanut gallery, Big Blue, "This owner is serious...very
serious! Of course, I had to respond, "I am going to assemble the best Toilet Bowl team in BFFL history!!!Watch out Beavers I am coming back from the dead!" Later, I said, "I am NOT, I repeat NOT having the Toilet Bowl 2 years in a row!" Well, the regular season is over, in a twist of luck, the WhoseYourDaddies who could have finished 4th witha win, fall to 7th their loss!Congrats to Dale on his second regular season championship and an extra $25. Greg has updated the web site with the playoff brackets as follows: In the Toilet Bowl Playoffs: Will we have a new BFFL Champion or a re-peat champion? I am glad that I get another shot at the Beavers, they knocked me out of the playoffs and now it is time for some REVENGE!!! Good luck next week! There are games on Friday night,Saturday evening, Saturday night, Sunday, Sunday nightand Monday night! OH MY!!! Dale, don't forget your wife's birthday on Monday night, now that
TO is out, (Philly vs. St Louis) unless you start Bulger, you won't
have any players in that game. Looks like I will have to miss out
on seeing if the curse of the Beavers continues and Torry Just as the L-Mania was hoping for big things from Terrell Owens,
he gets injuried in week 15 and is out for the rest of the Regular
Season. He has a sprained ankle and a broken leg. Bill was thinking
of a conspiry theory, "This injury occurred under suspicious
circumstances. I say we open an investigation. Ed, where were you
on the night in question? What is the nature of your relationship
with Tonya Harding?" Julian had a prediction as well, "WOW
NO T.O. = NO SUPERBOWL !!" Week 15 Head-To-Head Results Regular Season Final Standings: Toilet Bowl Bracket: A bit of history of the BFFL Super Bowls and Toilet Bowls: 2003 Champion: Ed Austin 2003 Toilet Bowl: Steve Scott
Week 14 Notes Seminole Nation (56 pts) defeated Snoozers (48 pts) This lead the Commish to send out this email: (8)Flying Beavers @ (1)Lombardi Mania A WYD win over the Snoozers would result in a tie for 4th and the WYDs would win the tiebreaker based on head to head record. A Big Blue win and Lombardi Mania and Seminole Nation losses would result in a 3-way tie for first. All 3 teams went 1-1 against each other this year, so it would come down to total points and Lombardi Mania would more than likely take it. But a Lombardi loss and a Seminole Nation win would give SN first place. Either way, it looks like Big Blue will be in the 2 vs 3 game. Should be an interesting week 15. Week 13 Notes In what is being called the Super Bowl Preview, Big
Blue crushed the Lombardi-Mania 112-67. Blue got 27 pts from Ok, so Dale and Chuck are in the playoffs, Jeff is
out. Here is how the rest of us could make the real playoffs and
stay out of the Toilet Bowl Bracket. Greg: Julian and the Snoozers: Snoozers play WYD's, Bowl Huggers, or Spoilers in week 15 #4 vs #5 matchup, but it does not matter because the Snoozers would have a 2 game lead on the #5 team. A win in week 14 for Snoozers and the rest is history! Week 14, Scenario #2. WYD's (7-7) win over Big Blue (8-6) Steve: Week 15 Bill WYD's (6-8) lose to Big Blue (9-5) In order for the Spoilers to make it to 5th place, they would need
to win a tie-breaker vs the WYD's. They would have a head to head
of 1-1 vs WYD's, the next tie breaker is total pts scored, so they
would have to outscore the WYD's by 100 pts this week to make it
to 5th place and get a chance to play Snoozers week 15. Even if
they beat the Snoozers in week 15, the Bill, I think you are cooked, I don't see a scenario where you make the playoffs. You are 0-2 vs Snoozers and 1-1 vs WYD. Sorry for the bad news buddy! See you in the TB Bracket! My money is on the Snoozers for 4th place right now. Week 12 Notes Ok, so Seminole Nation had to wake up just when they played the ole Bowl Huggers. This league is looking a lot like last year. Same 3 teams at the bottom of the league, Bowl Huggers, Spoilers, Flying Beavers. 3 Weeks to go, has anyone clinched a playoff birth? Let's see, Lombardi Mania 9-3 first place, worst they could finish is 9-6. Two teams tied for 4th at 6-6, both of them could win out, but one of them would have to move into 3rd so that they would not play in the week 15, 4 vs. 5 game. Not impossible to happen I guess. So I don't think we can for sure say L-Mania or anyone else has clinched a playoff birth yet. How about a Toilet Bowl Birth? Al Falcon's predictions Week 15 records/standings The Spoilers and Flying Beavers AGAIN Win week 16 by some stroke
of magic, Big Blue and Bowl Huggers meet It Could Happen!!! The Mania took some exception to Al Falcon's predicitons, "I
want to know what it's going to take for L-Mania to get a little
frickin' credit around here? C'mon and.... Gimme, gimme some credit"! Week 11 Notes Guys, there are so many choices this week, here are my choices
for the Dufas of the Week: And the Winner is Ron Artest! You are Al Falcons' Dufas of the Week, maybe the Dufas of the Century!. See the pictures from FoxSports of the Dufas as he went into the crowd after being hit with a water bottle.
Boy, I bet your family is mighty proud of you, now that you have been suspended for the rest of the NBA season and will lose over $5 million in salary. That is more money than most of us will make the rest of our lives and you just threw it down the drain because someone threw a water bottle at you. Way to go Ron!! Oh yea, there was some Fantasy Football this week, but I don't
want to talk about getting my A$$ kicked by Big Blue: Week 10 Notes Lombardi Mania (90 pts) defeated Seminole Nation
(79 pts), The Mania takes over 1st place!!! Standings Graph after 10 weeks. You will see some funny movements. Jeff was in 8th place week 1, week 4 he is in 2nd place and week 9 he is back to 8th again.. On the other side, Week 1 Dale is in 1st, then week 3 he is in 7th and week 9 he is in 1st again.You will see that the Bowl Huggers have been hugging the week 7,8 area of the graph all season until week 10. Still 5 weeks to go in the regular season, still plenty of time to make your move. To the top or to the bottom, which way will your team go?
Week 9 Week 8 Notes Breaking BFFL NEWS!!! WhoseYourDaddies (93 pts) defeated Seminole Nation
(51 pts). This makes 2 losses in a row for the Nation, what is up
with that?? Quoting Chuck, "Da Nation Da Injury riddled".
Moss scores 0 again this week. Week 6 Notes I am starting to sound like a broken record, but the Seminole Nation does it again 79-60 over the Flying Beavers (3-3 tie 3rd) to run their record to a perfect 6-0 for the season. They seem to be running away from the pack and now have a 2 game lead over Lombardi Mania (4-2 second place) and a 3 game lead or better on the rest of the league! The Nation had 6 out of 8 players score 10 pts or better even though Randy Moss got hurt early in his game, he still posted 10 pts. The Nation is on a tear in the BFFL, with a regular season record of 17-4 over the past 2 years, OUCH! The move of the week goes to Bill and the Spoilers. Bill had 2 kickers on their bye weeks this week, Matt Stover and Mike Vanderjagt, so he picked up Phil Dawson from Cleveland by outbidding me in the blind waivers. Then he left Matt Stover in his line-up and did not put Dawson in!! Dawson goes on to score 10 pts on the bench as the Spoilers lose to the WhoseYourDaddies 70-64!!! Bill then did the honors, "I nominate myself for dufas of the week. Both of my kickers are on buy, so I pick one up off of waivers. But do I start him? No, like an idiot, I forgot to change my line up!" Yes Bill, you should be ashamed of yourself and you are crowned the Al Falcons' DUFAS OF THE WEEK! In other breaking news, the Bowl Huggers Win Again! You read that correctly, the Huggers are still the worst team in the league at 2-4, but took down the Snoozers 54-50 in week 6. Going into Monday night with the 54-50 lead and having to face Issac Bruce for the Snoozers, it did not look too good for the Huggers. But a little luck and only 1 catch for Bruce and the Huggers pull it out. I am so glad that I had to watch the ENTIRE game, stay up until 12:40 PM just to make sure Bruce did not get into the end zone. Bulger threw 2 TD's to Holt, but it looks like Bruce is going back to his old ways and being a so-so receiver, not a #1 receiver like he was the first 3 or 4 weeks this season. Thanks Bruce!!! Jeff and the Flying Beavers get a Honorable Mention for Dufas of the Week, because he started Jeremy Shockey on his bye week and did not even try to pick up a TE for his spot. What is up with that Mr Beaver? Did you get that from the Columbo school of team management? Another stunning move by Columbo this week was to drop Darius Watts, that started the emails flowing: Bill, "WHAT?!?!?!?!? You dropped Darius Watts? You fool! He's going to make the difference down the stretch. I think I'll drop Ahman Green to pick him up." Ed, "Say it so. Watts is a FA. Sadly the end of an era. I am going to outbid you Bill!" I had to throw my 2 cents in as well, "Not Darius Watts! I thought he was going to be the steal of the draft, not just another waiver wire dropout. Brutal Mr. Beaver. Poor Darius, I am sure he is real upset by this. Just wait until next year's draft, I am sure his name will come up again!!!!" Crazy looking standings after 6 weeks: (Bowl Huggers
1 game out of a playoff spot!) Week 5 Notes
In the game of the week Big Blue (3-2) defeated Spoilers (2-3) 89 -73. The Spoilers thought they might have the game won going into Monday night with a 73-66 lead, the Spoilers were done, but Big Blue had Chris Brown from Ten. Brown scored 2 TD's in the first 2 drives of the Titans to put the Spoilers to below .500 for the first time this season. The Spoilers have lost 3 in a row and are only 1 game better that the F-ing Bowl Huggers, so you know that they are sorry. Lombardi Mania (3-2 tie 2nd )is having a good year so far, taking down the WhoseYourDaddies 94-55 in another high scoring affair. The Mania was led by 20 pts ffrom David Carr and 24 from TE Antinio Gates in week 5. The WhoseYourDaddies could only manage 5 pts from their running backs that hurts.. If you don't know who Steve Scott in the picture is, he was an US Olympian in the 1984 and 1988 Olympics. He holds the record for most miles run under the 4:00 mark with 134 such runs. Read his brief bio here. No one born in the US has run the mile faster than his 1982 run of 3:47.69 outdoors. In 1980 I ran a 4:40 mile in high school, almost a full lap slower than Steve Scott the Olypian. You can purchase the Bobblehead doll for $34.95 at Roadrunnersports! Week 4 Notes The Bowl Huggers have a firm grip last place as they start the season 1-3. Week 1 LOSS to Lombardi Mania, Week 2 LOSS to Spoilers73-34, Week 3 Winner against WYD's, Week 4 LOSS 69-51 to Big Blue. Big Blue leads the league in scoring with a 74.2 average per week, although they are only 2-2 so far this season. If you look at the power rankings you will find the Bowl Huggers with a ranking of 14.07 as they get ready for the 4-0 Seminole Nation with a 21.98 ranking. Can you say 1-4??? Let's take a closer look at how bad the Bowl Huggers really are, these numbers are start points
So the Huggers are only above average at one position, DT scoring. I thought that the Huggers drafted 2 RB's in the first 2 rounds. Yes, they did and they have accounted for 22 pts in 4 weeks so far. Thanks for the dreaded high ankle sprain Deuce McAllister and for the big 19 pts in 4 starts, Fred Taylor. Maybe next year I will join the other Donkeys and start to draft QB's in the 1st round and K and DT in the 6th or 7th round. That seems to be the way to win in this league. In some other surprising news, the Flying Beavers 3-1?? The team I predicted for 7th place finds themselves in second place, and looking good. So much for my predictions. The WhoseYourDaddies are struggling a bit early with a 1-3 record after getting smacked by the Flying Beavers72 -48 this week. I thought the name of Jeff's team was going to be changed to the Columbo's, but he has gone back to the traditional Flying Beavers instead. I have not been paying that much attention, I can't even tell you when it happend!!! Maybe it wasn't my back that got hurt in the auto accident? I don't remember hitting my head? Lombardi Mania (2-2) squeeked out a close one this week defeating the Snoozers (2-2) 75-73. Each team had 5 players with over 10 pts. I don't think I have had 5 players score over 10 pts in a game the entire season! Actually I just looked back and in 4 games, with 32 starters, I have had 9 players go over 10 pts in a week. Ok, my team is STRUGGLING...
Week 2 Notes
Hey, my record in 4 leagues after 2 weeks, 0-8. So the car wreck was not extreme bad luck Oh, well I was not hurt badly, although my back hurts when I sit
at the computer or when I drive. Not real great at this point. No
fantasy football stories this week.
Saturday August 28, 2004, the annual BFFL Draft Day took place at the "usual" place for us XM Radio Headquarters in Washington, DC. This year we moved back to the Patsy Clien conference room. This is good for Al Falcons, because the only other time we drafted from this room, I won the championship. The year when we drafted in the Beatles conference room it lead to ole Al finishing in last f-ing place! Thanks again to Jeff for hosting the draft for the 3rd year in a row! Read more...2004 Draft recap |
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In
clear act of sabotage, a disgruntled Fantasy Football League Owner
slammed his Dodge Durango into the Falconsmobile. I guess you can
see the picture. I think the Flying Beavers or Coach Lombardi had
someone run into me on purpose in a feeble attempt to keep me away
from the Championship this year. It will take more than a totaled
Mitsubishi to do that. I am kidding of course guys, it was some
other a-hole!
