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Going into Monday Night football Oakland Raiders at the Denver Broncos:

Kings of Nothing 62, no players left
WhoseYourDaddies 53, Brian Griese and Charlie Garner to play.

We will chronicle the painful demise of the Kings of Nothing and how they lost their 3rd game in a row. From the start it did not look good with the Daddies needing only 8 pts to tie and 9 pts to win. A Garner rushing TD and 150 passing yds from Griese and the Kings were toast. The first quarter was dominated by the Raiders and a INT returned for TD by Woodson helped them to a 13-7 lead.

5:56 to go in the first half: Kings of Nothing 62, WhoseYourDaddies 54
Griese, 1 fan pt, 77 yds passing
Garner, 0 fan pts, -1 yds rushing, 4 yds receiving

Halftime: Kings of Nothing 62, WhoseYourDaddies 56
Griese, 1 fan pt, 98 yds passing
Garner, 2 fan pts, -1 yds rushing, 58 yds receiving

The Kings of Nothing were thinking, hey only 3 pts in the first half, if they only score 3 in the second half, then I WIN BY 2 PTS

9:16 to go in the 3rd Quarter: Kings of Nothing 62, WhoseYourDaddies 57
Griese, 2 fan pts, 127 yds passing
Garner, 2 fan pts, -1 yds rushing, 58 yds receiving

5:13 to go in the 3rd Quarter: Kings of Nothing 62, WhoseYourDaddies 58
Griese, 2 fan pts, 127 yds passing
Garner, 3 fan pts, 69 yds receiving

The score after 3 Quarters: Kings of Nothing 62, WhoseYourDaddies 58, Can the Kings hold on for another Quarter??

13:24 to go in the 4th Quarter: Kings of Nothing 62, WhoseYourDaddies 59
Griese, 3 fan pts, 173 yds passing
Garner, 3 fan pts, 69 yds receiving

10:41 to go in the 4th Quarter: Kings of Nothing 62, WhoseYourDaddies 60
Griese, 3 fan pts, 173 yds passing
Garner, 4 fan pts, 89 yds receiving.
89 yds receiving for a Running Back! What in the world is going on here? I will tell you, the Raiders were not running at all, they were pass, pass, pass. Rich Gannon was 34 of 38 passing for 352 yds and 3 TD's. At one point sets a new NFL record for most pass completions in a row during a game at 21! Wow Nelly!

5:03 to go in the 4th Quarter: Kings of Nothing 62, WhoseYourDaddies 60
Griese, 3 fan pts, 191 yds passing
Garner, 4 fan pts, 89 yds receiving.
Come on Denver lay down and die, you are behing 34-10 with 5 minutes to go, not even John Elway could pull this one out! But NO, more pass, pass pass. 4-7 at DEN 23 they go for it and complete a pass for 9 yds and the first down! BRUTAL, if they only had an incompletion or sack ont he play the Kings of Nothing would be on EASY STREET. They continue down the field, pass, pass, pass. They stall at the Raiders 30, but the damage has been done, Geiese has passed for over 250 yds or 5 fan pts. They get the ball one more time and he passes for about 40 more.

Final Score: Kings of Nothing 62, WhoseYourDaddies 63
Griese, 5 fan pts, 293 yds passing
Garner, 4 fan pts, 89 yds receiving.

The WhoseYourDaddies remain in 1st place 8-1 and the Kings of Nothing drop to a tie for 2nd at 7-3.