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The 2002 Playoff Chart.
Super Bowl Week:The Kings of Nothing took home their 3rd
Super Bowl Trophy, with a 51-41 victory over the Spoilers. The Kings
were led by Chad Pennington with 15 pts and Duece McAllister's 8
pts. In a low scoring game where the both teams scored 92 pts and
the Spoilers had scored 94 the previous week. The Spoilers were
for the second time the bride's maid finishing the season in second
place. Lombardi-Mania become the 2002 losers of the Toilet Bowl
game getting spanked 82-67 by the Seminole Nation. The Nation comes
within 1 loss of becoming the first two time LOSER of the BFFL Toilet
Bowl. Instead it is Lombardi that take home that distinction.
The first EVER tie in the playoffs, is the highlight of
week one of the BFFL playoffs, the Kings of Nothing and the Flying
Beavers tie 34-34. The first playoff tie breaker is non-starter
points and the Kings of Nothing win 49-20 on the tie breaker and
advance to their third straight Super Bowl.
In what might have been the "real" Super Bowl, the Spoilers
win in a shootout 94-81 over the first place WhoseYourDaddies. The
Spoilers playing without the #1 player in the league, injured Priest
Holmes, had to rely on the NY Football Giants' Tiki Barber and Amani
Toomer to pull them through. Toomer was the high scorer in the league
with 33 pts, 10 catches, 204 yds 3 TD's including an 82 yard TD
pass on a flee-flicker in the third quarter. Barber accounted for
15 pts and Peyton Manning 21 pts all in the same game as the Giants
win 44-27 over the Colts in Indianapolis.
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Amani Toomer gives Jeremy Shockey a high five after the 82
yard flee-flicker that killed the WhoseYourDaddies chances
of going to the Super Bowl.
The 44-27 win by the Giants accounted for 3 of the top 4
scorers in the BFFL this week.
Amani Toomer 33 pts, Spoilers Starter
Kerry Collins 24 pts, Lombardi-Mania bench
Peyton Manning 21 pts, Spoilers Starter
Other high scorers from this game included:
Tiki Barber 15 pts, Spoilers Starter
Jeremy Shockey 14 pts, Flying Beavers Starter
The GM of the Spoilers was thankfull for the shoot out game,
"But Manning, Barber, and Toomer really came through
for me. From worst to first, baby!" You will remember
that the Spoilers are last year's LOSER of the BFFL. Not this
year, as they make the big game for the second time and avenge
their Super Bowl loss to the WhoseYourDaddies in 1999.
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In the Toilet Bowl Bracket, the 8th seed Spoilers upset the 5th
ranked Seminole Nation 74-51 and the Raiders avoid the Toilet Bowl
46-45 by defeating Lombardi-Mania in the last 1:15 of the Monday
night game. The Monday night game was won by the Pittsburg Steelers
17-7 over the Tampa Bay Bucs and it decided 2 of the 4 BFFL playoff
games. We will breakdown the 2 games that were decided on Monday,
Dec 23, 2002 in the first ever AlFalcons.com
INSTANT CLASSIC!
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Pre-game scores
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| Kings of Nothing 34, Flying Beavers 31 |
Lombardi-Mania 44, Raiders 40 |
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Players left
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| Flying Beavers, Tampa Bay DT |
Lombardi-Mania, Martin Gramitica K
Raiders, Jerome Bettis RB, Hines Ward, WR |
4:55 to play in1st Quarter. 3 down and 4 from
the TB 6 yard line, Tommy Maddox sacked at TB 8 for -2 yards
(Simeon Rice).
Kings of Nothing 34, Flying Beavers 32 |
2:02 to play in 1st Quarter. Martin.Gramatica
hits a 50 yard field goal good for 5 Fan pts, but WAIT. There
is a Defensive holding penality giving the Bucs a first down
and taking away 5 Fan pts from Lombardi Mania! Later in the
drive, MikeAlstott fumbles and the Bucs come away with 0 pts.
Lombardi-Mania 44, Raiders 40 |
3:51 to play in 2nd Quarter, Pittsburg has first
down and goal at the Tampa Bay 4. After 2 Penalties in a row,
they have first and goal from the 19. TommyMaddox pass to Amox
Zereoue who FUMBLES! Tampa Bay recovers.
Kings of Nothing 34, Flying Beavers 33 |
14:18 to play in 2nd Quarter. Tommy .Maddox pass
to H.Ward to PIT 30 for 22 yards. Hines Ward 52 yds, 2 Fan pts:
Jerome Bettis 20 yds, 1 Fan pt
Lombardi-Mania 44, Raiders 43 |
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Halftime scores
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| Kings of Nothing 34, Flying Beavers 33 |
Lombardi-Mania 44, Raiders 43 |
11:17 to to in 3rd Quarter. Tommy Maddox sacked
at PIT 30 for -9 yards by CB Ronde Barber. Game Tied!
Kings of Nothing 34, Flying Beavers 34 |
13:14 to play in 3rd Quarter. Tommy Maddox pass
to H.Ward to PIT 32 for 9 yards.
Hines Ward 61 yds, 3 Fan pts: Jerome Bettis 21 yds, 1 Fan pt
Game Tied!
Lombardi-Mania 44, Raiders 44 |
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:14 to go in 3rd Quarter. Tampa Bay in scoring positon, 2nd
down and goal from the 3, maybe the Mania can get a 1 or 3
pt try from Gramatica, but NO!
Rob Johnson the human sack machine, is sacked and fumbles,
Pittsburg recovers, Mania shutout AGAIN!
End of 3rd Quarter, Hines Ward 61 yds, 3 Fan pts:
Jerome Bettis 21 yds, 1 Fan pt, Martin Gramitica 0 Fan pts.
Lombardi-Mania 44, Raiders 44
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13:07 to play in 4th Quarter. Jerome Bettis left
tackle to PIT 45 for 5 yards. Jerome Bettis 41 yds, 2 Fan pt,
Raiders 45, Lombardi-Mania 44 |
10:46 to go in the 4th Quarter and Pittsburg takes
the ball at their own 38 yard line. They procede to run 9 plays
and pass only 2, run the clock down to 3:40 to go in the game.
They even ran on 4th down and 7 to keep the clock running. The
Kings of Nothing are loving life, having figured out that they
have over a 20 pt tiebreaker lead over the Flying Beavers. No
sacks, no fumbles, no ints for 3:40 and the Kings will
Win!
Kings of Nothing 34, Flying Beavers 34 |
10:46 to go in the 4th Quarter, Jerome Bettis runs 30yds
and another point for the Raiders, BUT WAIT, holding
on the play, no dice for the Raiders. End of the 7 minute
drive by the Steelers 3:34 left in the game:
Hines Ward 78 yds, 3 Fan pts: Jerome Bettis 56 yds, 2 Fan
pt, Martin Gramitica 0 Fan pts.
Raiders 45, Lombardi-Mania 44
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1:23 to go in the 4th Quarter, Rob Johnson passes
to Keyshawn.Johnson for an 18 yd, TD. In comes Gramitica, Pittsburg
17, Tampa Bay 7
extra point GOOD! TIE GAME AGAIN!
Raiders 45, Lombardi-Mania 45 |
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1:23 to go in the game both BFFL Fantasy Games are tied,
Tampa Bay tries 2 onside kicks. The first one was touched
illegally and the second one is recovered by Pittsburg. A
few kneel downs by Pittsburg and BOTH Fantasy Games go
to the Tie Breakers. The First tie breaker is non-starter
Fan pts.
Kings of Nothing wins 49-20, and Lombardi Mania wins 63-32.
But WAIT, Tampa Bay still
has 3 timeouts left and they are going to use them. This will
force Pittsburg to do something OTHER than kneel down,
or they will have to punt the ball back to Tampa. I can't
imagine what they will do, I know hand the ball to JEROME
BETTIS!
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| The Kings of Nothing can be heard yelling, "DON'T
FUMBLE!!" |
1:13 J.Bettis up the middle to for 4 yards giving him 60
yds and 3 Fan pts.
Raiders 46, Lombardi-Mania 45
He runs for another 6 yds on 2 plays and gets the first down.
Now with :15 left in the 4th Quarter Tommy Maddox kneels down
to win the game for Pittsburg and the BFFL Raiders.
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| Jerome Bettis will live forever in the minds of
the BFFL'ers as he is once again the deciding factor in a BFFL
Playoff game. Who could ever forget the 1998 Super
Bowl where his rushing yards were at first reported as 150
only to be changed to 139, thus the WhoseYourDaddies won the
Championship over the BBBQ(now the Flying Beavers) 48-47. |
The Mania wish that Jerome Landed on his head and was knocked
out of the game. Then maybe they would not be on their way to
the Toilet Bowl for the second year in a row!
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Pre-playoff stuff
The first round of the playoffs feature a grudge match between
the last 2 years Super Bowl participants, The Flying Beavers, the
2001 winers and the Kings of Nothing, the 2000 Winers. Only 1 of
these teams will make the Super Bowl this year, and they will be
the seacon in League History to appear in 3 consecutive Super Bowls.
The only team in BFFL history to appear in the Superbowl 3 times
in a row is the #1 ranked WhoseYourDaddies, who accomplished this
feat in 1997 - 1999, wining 2 of their 3 appearances. The WhoseYourDaddies
are 2-1 favorites to win it all again this year.
The WhoseYourDaddies have caught a break in the playoff schedule
as the surging Spoilers suffered the staggering loss of the #1 BFFL
Fantasy Player so far this year, Priest Holmes. Holmes was hurt
in week 15 when he was caught and tackled from behind near the goal
line. Holmes has "strained" his hip and it is unclear
if he will return for week 17 of the season. The Spoilers finished
4th with an 8-6-1 record, but were only outscored by the WhoseYourDaddies
1047 - 1024 for the season. The Spoilers are the only team with
a chance to win the Super Bowl for the first time, with all of the
other 3 teams each wining it twice. The Spoilers will have to rely
on backup Tiki Barber to pick up Holmes' scoring slack.
AlFalcons.com Odds for the Super Bowl:
WhoseYourDaddies 2-1
Flying Beavers 4-1
Spoilers 5-1
Kings of Nothing 15-1
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