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Regular season is over! WhoseYourDaddies collect $25 for finishing in 1st place in the Beltway Fantasy Football League, with a 12-3 record. The WhoseYourDaddies will play the 4th place Spoilers (8-6-1) in one playoff game, while the second game will feature a rematch of the last 2 season SuperBowl Teams. The Daddies finish the regular season in fine fasion with a 91-43 win over the last place Snoozers (3-12) good for high score of the week. The WhoseYourDaddies are playing their best ball of the season and are the favorites going into the playoffs, the Daddies had the league High Score 2 of the last 3 weeks to end the season. The WhoseYourDaddies are the only BFFL team to win the Super Bowl two years in a row, but that was 3 years ago as they have missed the finals the last two seasons. The Flying Beavers (11-4) finish 2nd, in an attempt to defend their 2001 Championship. They will face the 3rd place Kings of Nothing (9-6) in the 2nd playoff game. The Kings of Nothing lost again this week, back into the playoffs after going 2-6 the second part of the season. The ONLY good news for the Kings, their bench scored 110 pts this week and the Kings think they have a solid chance to challenge the Flying Beavers. Final 2002 Standings, courtesy of minorfalcon.com
Week 14 Notes The Spoilers (8-5-1) clinch the last playoff spot by defeating the Raiders (5-9) 61-44. The Spoilers were lead once again by, you guessed it, Priest Holmes and his 21 fantasy points, giving Priest 265 fan pts for the season. The GM of the Spoilers was overjoyed not to be in the Toilet Bowl playoffs this season after last years losing effort, "I wish to personally thank LaDanian and Priest for making abso-freakin-lutely sure I wouldn't be the Toilet Bowl again. What a great sigh of relief. Now, about the Super Bowl.." We will find out about the Super Bowl in a few weeks, for now clinching at least 4th place is good enough to pass the pink seat to someone else for next season. The WhoseYourDaddies (11-3, 1st place) lose in a mild upset by the Flying Beavers(10-4 2nd place) 68-49 thanks to the balanced scoring by the Beaver players. The Beavers have been very consistent lately and 6 of their 8 players had at least 8 fantasy points this week. The Kings of Nothing win 66-64 over the Snoozers to stay ahead of the Spoilers for 3rd place. The Kings of Nothing breezed through the league 7-0 the first time around and 2-5 the second time. They are in the playoffs, but can not be looked upon as a serious threat to grab the Championship. The hot teams over the last 5 weeks are the Spoilers 4-1, 366 fan pts, Flying Beavers 4-1, 342 fan pts, WhoseYourDaddies 3-2, 328 fan pts. The Kings of Nothing are 2-3 with only 269 fan pts scored. The odds makers are going to come out with odds on the Super Bowl winner next week when the match-ups for the playoffs are set. Looks like the team to play the Kings of Nothing in round 1 could be the favorite to win it all. The odds makers set Lombardi-Mania as a 2-1 favorite to lose the Toilet Bowl. Thanks to their 0-5 record and 265 fan pts scored in the last 5 weeks. The last place Snoozers have 3-1 odds of becoming this year's LOSER, with a a 2-5 record and 322 fan pts scored in the last 5 weeks. Who do you think it will be? Each season the week 15 is a position round, this year's match-ups: #4 Spoilers 8-5-1 vs #5 Seminole Nation 6-7-1 Here is the breakdown for the top 4 positions: Flying Beavers, finish 1st with a win AND a WhoseYourDaddies loss ONLY if they outscore the Daddies by more than 40 points this week. Can finish 2nd with a win and a WhoseYourDaddies win. Can finish 2nd with a loss and a Kings Of Nothing win, as long as the Kings of Nothing don't outscore them by more than 25 points this week. Can Finish in 3rd place with a loss, a Kings of Nothing win and the Kings of Nothing outscoring the Beavers by more than 25 pts. Kings Of Nothing: finish 2nd with a win AND a Flying Beaver loss ONLY if they outscore the Beavers by more than 25 pts. Finish 3rd with a Win and a Flying Beaver win. Finish 3rd with a Loss and a Spoilers Loss. Finish 4th with a loss and a Spoilers win. Spoilers finish 3rd with a Win AND a Kings of Nothing loss. Finish 4th if Kings of Nothing win. In the Toilet Bowl Bracket: Week 13 Notes Kings of Nothing Lose Again, when will the blood letting stop? The Kings of Nothing (8-5 3rd place) lose for the 5th time in 6 games to the Flying Beavers (9-4 2nd place) 83-42 at Beaver stadium. The Kings are in a tail spin, but wait there is good news on the playoff front, the last place Snoozers put the smackdown on the 5th place Seminole Nation (5-7-1) 90-63, therefore the Kings of Nothing and the Flying Beavers are both in the playoffs with 2 weeks to go. In a high scoring battle, the WhoseYourDaddies (11-2, 1st place) defeat the Spoilers (7-5-1, 4th place) 94-92. The Spoilers could have clinched the last playoff spot with a victory, but 28 pts from the Daddies Charlie Garner was enough to counter the 1-2 punch of Holmes and Tomlinson (56 combined pts). The Seminole Nation cling to playoff hopes, but they must win their remaining 2 games and hope that the Spoilers lose their final 2. Week 14 the Flying Beavers travel to Dale City to meet the first place WhoseYourDaddies. The Daddies are 10-1 in their last 11 games and look to be the team to beat this season in the BFFL. Can the Beavers upset the Daddies and move closer to first place? Will the Kings of Nothing EVER Win again, can anyone remember that they were 7-0 and ready to run away with this league's Championship a few weeks ago? Week 12 Notes The Kings of Nothing (tie 2nd 8-4)go down AGAIN 78-38 to the Seminole Nation(5-6-1 5th place). This keeps the Seminole Nation in the playoff hunt, 2 games behind the Spoilers with 3 games to go in the regular season. The Seminole Nation hurting from the loss of Donovan McNabb, made up for the last of QB scoring with 22 pts from Ricky Williams and 16 pts from Clinton Portis. The Flying Beavers (tie 2nd 8-4) also lose this week to the Spoilers (4th place 7-4-1) 88-43, thanks to Priest Holmes and his 40 fantasy points. Holmes again is the key to ths Spoilers late season playoff run. The Raiders(4-8, 6th place) and Lombardi-Mania (3-9, 7th place) are eliminated from the playoffs as the Spoilers could not be caught by the 2 also-rans. Next week, the battle for 2nd place between the Kings of Nothing and the Flying Beavers! Week 11 Notes WhoseYourDaddies make the playoffs after one-year absence! The WhoseYourDaddies (9-2, 1st place) lose 73-46 to the 2-9 and last place Snoozers in the upset special of the week. The loss does not hurt the Daddies too much, as they clinch a playoff spot because the Seminole Nation (4-6-1, 5th place) were put down by the Flying Beavers (8-3 tie 2nd place) 71-62 in a close game. The loss does hurt the Snoozers, as they become the first team eliminated from the playoffs this season. The Seminole Nation might be in for a rough road ahead as Donovan McNabb broke his ankle during his 17 Fan Pt output this week. McNabb is the highest scoring QB in the league and 2nd highest overall with 160 Fantasy Pts. His Fantasy season is over because he is expected to be out for 6-8 weeks, with only 6 weeks of BFFL remaining. The Nation is in bad shape, trailing the Spoilers(6-4-1 4th place) by 2 games in the fight for the last playoff spot. McNabb has accounted for 20% of the Nation's scoring this season, with Brad Johnson and Jake Plummer as his other QB's the playoff picture is dim. In a late breaking story, the Nation has dropped Jake Plummer and picked up Tim Couch, hoping that McNabb makes quick recovery in time for one more game?? The GM of the Nation was heard to comment on his QB situation, "I think Donovan could outrun Brad Johnson with that shoe boot on." The Kings of Nothing (8-3, tie 2nd place) rebound and finally pull out a victory on Monday night by defeating the Raiders (3-8 tie 6th) 61-54. The Kings were lead by newly acquired Mark Bulger and his 15 Fan Pts and Paul Edinger with 14 fan pts on Monday Night Football. The Kings are in bad shape as their top 2 RB's Marshall Faulk and Deuce McAllister, are hurt going into week 12. This prompted the Kings Of Nothing GM to bitch and moan in email and then get smacked down by the Seminole Nation GM Chuck, "And Steve, quit your whining". Ok Chuck, I would rather be in my shoes than yours! Once again the Toilet Bowl predictions are rampant as the Lombardi-Mania
GM is thinking of creative ways to receive the trophy, "Hey
Bill, You can get the Toilet Bowl ready to send to me anytime you
want. I have a great idea. Ship to me UPS. Don't wrap it or anything.
Just tape the lid to the seat. Put the UPS label right on the lid
and ship it to me. I would be glad to pay for the postage on that.
UPS doesn't cost that much for ground delivery, anyway. We should
really think about this. Maybe I could videotape the guy deliverying
it to my house." Now that would make for some great pictures
for this web site! The Playoff Picture: The Kings of Nothing play the Seminole Nation this week and a victory by the Kings and they and the Flying Beavers both make the playoffs. The Spoilers host the Flying Beavers and a victory by the Spoilers eliminates the Raiders and Lombardi-Mania. The Spoilers magic number to make the playoffs is 3. Any combination of 3 wins by the Spoilers or 3 Seminole Nation losses and the Spoilers are in. Week 10 Notes An exciting week indeed in the BFFL league with the Kings
of Nothing and WhoseYourDaddies battling it out for first place. In NFL news, we have a new DUFAS of the WEEK! Ed Reed of the Balitmore Ravens gets the award for pulling a Leon Lett by intercepting a ball, running through traffic, thinking he was in the clear and holding the ball up in celebration of his TD. DOH!! DON'T CELEBRATE UNTIL YOU ARE IN THE FREAKING END ZONE! His fumble went into the end zone, where Cincinatti recovered for
a touchback. WhoseYourDaddies travel to Burke, VA to meet the Kings Of Nothing in winner take all game for first place in the BFFL standings. Odds makers have the Daddies a 1 and 1/2 point favorite as they ride their 6 game winning streak. The Kings of Nothing have lost 2 in a row, but had their top RB's on bye both weeks. With both Marshal Faulk and Deuce McAllister both in the line-up the Kings are a perfect 7-0. The Daddies will try to avenge their only loss of the season to the Kings of Nothing in week 3, 55-40. Who do you think will come out victorious? Week Nine Notes WhoseYourDaddies Take over First Place!
In another close call game this week the Flying Beavers (6-3, 3rd place) squeaked the victory, 45-44 over the Raiders. This game was especially heartbreaking for the Raiders only trailing by 3 pts going into Monday night's game with Bubba Franks yet to play. It looked great for the Raiders when Bubba caught 3 passes for 29 yds in the FIRST 9 PLAYS OF THE FRICKEN GAME!!! This accounted for 2 Fan pts, one more yard receiving and the game would be tied, 11 more yards and the Raiders would be big fat winners. BUT NO, Bubba could not catch another pass all night and finish with 2 fan pts to ensure the Raiders doom! The win by the Daddies and the loss by the Kings of Nothings (7-2, 2nd place) to the once-left-for-dead Spoilers (4-4-1, tie 4th place) 80-53 brought a hush to the Alfalcons.com web staff. It was so quiet that the GM of Lombardi Mania, Dale had to exclaim in email , "It's too damn quiet out there..." This started a rash of emails ranging from West Virginia bashing by Steve, Toilet Bowl Predictions from Frank,GM of the Raiders (2-7, 7th place), "My season's already over with. Can somebody just sign my name to the pink seat and hand it over to me, unless Julian (GM of the last place Snoozers 1-8) wants to take off my hands.I would greatly appreciate it.". It was also proposed that we open our own credit union accounts to pay for all the $2 transactions taking place on the free agent wire. Week Eight Notes Lombardi-Mania (2-6 tie for 6th place) pulls out the upset of the season 88-64 over the previous unbeaten Kings of Nothing (7-1 tie for first place). Lombardi has been suffering through a 5 game losing streak and the odds makers had the Kings a whopping 14 pt favorite before the game. The Mania is now only 2 and a half games out of the playoff race, and their WR's are #1(Peerless Price) and #5 (Terrell Owens) in WR scoring. Can this be the game that launches the Mania into the playoff race, or is it a one game mirage and 5 more losses will follow this win? The editors at AlFalcons.com hate to beat a dead horse, but the Spoilers are this year's dead horse team. There have been 8 games this season and the Coach of the Spoilers, Bill, has messed up his line-up 4 out of the 8 weeks. For the second week in a row the Spoilers have started Jay Fiedler AFTER he broke his finger and has been benched by the Dolphins. Also for week 8 the Spoilers started 2 other players on bye. I guess that the awarding of the Dumb as Shit Award to the Raiders after week 6 was enough to motivate the Spoilers into waking up and smelling the coffee. Well, Bill, you receive the life long Dumb as Shit Award. How can this team be in 5th place with the #1 RB, Priest Holmes, the #4 RB LaDainian Tomlinson, the #4 WR Curtis Conway, the #6 QB, Trent Green? If anyone else had this team, surely they would be in first or second place by now, not 5th. I guess the Spoilers want to hold onto the Toilet Bowl Trophy for as long as possible. In the words of Bill Walton, COME ON!! The Spoilers have to face the #1 Kings of Nothing this week and should be smacked down further in the standings. We are not sure if they even care or not, but the rest of the league would probably appreciate if they TRIED to field a competitive team against the Kings of Nothing this week. Week Six Notes The Kings of Nothing remain undefeated at 6-0 after hard fought victory over Flying Beavers (4-2, 3rd place) 94-58. The unbelievable season continues for the Kings as the New Orleans Saints DT account for 28 pts and highest score in the league for week 6. The Saints were facing the DeadSkins and their rookie QB Patrick Ramsey in his first NFL start. After 4 drives 3 INT and 1 Fum recovery the Kings of Nothing were well on their way to victory. The Saints finished with 2-8pt returns for TD, 7 sacks, 4 INT's and 1 Fum recovery. In other action, the separation between the top and the bottom of the league continued as the WhoseYourDaddies won again to keep one game out of first place. The Daddies (5-1) defeated the Spoilers (2-3-1, tied for 4th place) 69-54. This leaves 3 teams above .500 and 5 teams below the break even mark. The Daddies received solid scoring from all players and 4 players over 10 pts for the week, while the Spoilers picked the wrong QB in Jay Fiedler, who only scored 4 pts and no TD's for the week. The Raiders (2-4, 6th place) crawl out of the basement by defeating Lombardi Mania (1-5, tie for 7th place)59-54. The Raiders receive the DUMB AS SHIT AWARD again as they start a player on bye for the second time this season, having the Eagles kicker David Aikers in the starting line-up, but his team the Eagles on bye this week. It must be very frustration for Lombardi-Mania to lose to an owner who can't even submit a line-up correctly. Sorry Lombardi, what has gone wrong with this team with Randy Moss and Terrell Owens? If they had started Terrell Owens this week and his 16 Fan Pts, 2 TD's they would have pulled out the victory. What did you think of this, Sharpe-in-the-sock-TD on Monday night football?
Week Four Notes The Kings of Nothing steal a victory from the Raiders 45-35 as the Raiders forget to submit a line-up this week. The Raiders, having MANY Oakland Raiders on their team, forgot to put all the players back into the line-up after the early week 3 bye games, therefore costing the BFFL Raiders a chance to knock off the Kings of Nothing. This prompted the GM of the Kings of Nothing to propose a new award called the "Dumb as shit award". Bill the GM of the Spoilers had done the same thing in week 3, but was able to win anyway, but the Raiders were not as lucky. With only 2 weeks of bye games so far, how many times will Bill and Frank mess up their line-ups. Come on Frank,and Bill wake up and smell the coffee! Week Three Notes Week 3 had the first controversy of the FFL season when the Flying Beavers and Lombardi Mania both tried to pick up Peerless Price of the Bills on Free Agent Frenzy day. Both league managers struggled to put the player into the assigned "starter" or "bench" category and Lombardi finally prevailed and was awarded the player. Rumor has it that the Beavers have lodged an informal protest to the entire season after being upset on not getting the hot player of the week. Some modifications to the Minorfalcon programs might be done in order to make the waiver wire pickups easier in the future. The Flying Beavers move into a tie for 2nd place with a 67-60 over Lombardi Mania (1-2 tie 6th) in the BFFL Game of the week. The Beavers were led by the GB Packer duo of Brett Favre 19pts and Ryan Longwell 17pts. Lombardi had a chance to come from behind on Monday night when the TB Bucks took on the St. Louis Rams, trailing by 21 pts with the St Louis DT and Martin Gramatica to play. Sorry Lombardi, you had the wrong DT on your team, if you had the Bucks you would have been a winner. It looks like the Fantasy Juggernauts the RAMS are officially dead in the water as they failed for the 3rd straight game to win and to produce serious fantasy points. Let's review: Kurt Warner, pick #1 by Snoozers: 26 Fan Pts, 17th ranked
QB, 3rd ranked on the Snoozers!
Week Two Notes WhoseYourDaddies and Kings of Nothing undefeated, head for week 3 showdown. The WhoseYourDaddies (2-0) won the game of the week 75-73 over the Seminole Nation(0-1-1) in a Monday night nail-biter! The 'Daddies lead by 20 pts with only Donovan McNabb to play for the Nation. Late in the 37-7 blowout by the Eagles over the Redskins, McNabb had 292 passing yds, 2 pass td, 1 rush td and 31 rushing yards. A great performance, worth 18 fantasy points. One more pass completion for 8 yards and the 3 pt bonus would have put the Seminole Nation over the top. It was not to happen on this night! Oh yes by the way, REDSKINS SUCK!! The Kings of Nothing (2-0) rolled over the Spoilers (0-1-1) 89-47 capturing the high score of the week led by the trio of Dante Culpepper (21pts), Duece McAllister (21pts) and Marshall Faulk(17pts). The Kings did not need any more players other than these 3, to send the Spoilers packing. What a difference a season makes. The first meeting between the 'Daddies and the Kings last season, neither team had a victory in 4 games. This season they meet to determine first place early in the 2002 season. The standings are still very tight, thanks in part to the week one tie, only one team is 0-2, that being the defending regular season champs from last season, the Raiders. This is the first time that the GM, Frank, picked his own team. Will the Raiders rebound in the coming weeks, or are they going to lay an egg this season and go for the dreaded Toilet Bowl Trophy? Week One Notes The first week of the season and we have a tie game between the Seminole Nation and the Spoilers 79-79! We believe this is the first time where 2 teams tied for the high score of the week and were playing each other. The Seminole Nation was lead by Ricky Williams' 20 pt performance with his new team, Miami, while the Spoilers benefitted from the 33 pt outburst by Priest Holmes in the NFL Game of the week. In this game Kansas City defeated Cleveland 40-39 on a field goal with no time remaining on the clock for the victory. Dwayne Rudd, from Cleveland, drew an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty for throwing his helmet in celebration, after he thought he had sacked Trent Green on the last play of the game. Green had pitched the ball back to a lineman(before he was down) who then ran to the Browns 25. After the penality was marked off, Morton Anderson kicked a 30-yard field goal to win the game for Kansas City.
In other BFFL Action it was the Kings of Nothing 73-52 over Lombardi Mania, Snoozers 75-66 over the defending champs, Flying Beavers and WhoseYourDaddies 48-22 over the Raiders. This was the first week of the new scoring system that saw the top QB score only 18 pts, 4 RB's and 1 TE outscored the QB's this week. This may seem strange to the BFFL'ers, but will become the normal scoring for the rest of the season. The new scoring helped out many teams as the 64 starters produced a total of 3 goose eggs! One more note from NFL week 1. The Dallas Cowgirls lost to the expansion Houston Texans 19-10. How embarassing can it get! COWBOYS SUCK!!
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Darren
Sharper helped the WhoseYourDaddies to the victory in week 9.
Dwayne,
you are the Al Falcon's DUFAS OF
THE WEEK!