Kings of Nothing win second title

Picture of the 2000 champion, ME!!!!!

Heading into the Monday night match-up between the Tennessee Titans and the Dallas Cowboys, the only game to be decided was the Tidy Bowl. All the other games were very much up for grabs. Here were the scores after Sunday.
Super Bowl
Kings of Nothing 60, no players left
Flying Beavers 50, Eddie George left

Cereal Bowl
Raiders 44, Al Del Greco left
WhoseYourDaddies 26, Frank Wycheck and Tennessee Defense left

Toilet Bowl
Snoozers 23, no players left
Brenda's Biatch 16, Derrick Mason left

In the first quarter, the Titans showed their dominance over the Cowboys as they drove 74 yards for their first touchdown. A Steve McNair to Derrick Mason 17-yard pass made the Toilet Bowl score Snoozers 23-22. It seemed like the Eddie George and Derrick Mason shows as both were racking up the yardage.

In the second quarter, Tennessee and Dallas exchanged turnovers, then Tennessee went on a drive that will be remembered in the BFFL for many years. Facing 2nd and 9 at the Dallas 21, Steve McNair threw over the middle to Frank Wycheck. Wycheck looked as if he was going to score a TD, only to be tackled at the 1 yard line, robbing the WhoseYourDaddies of 6 fantasy points.
On first down and goal from the 1 yard line, everyone expected Eddie George to get the ball and score a TD to bring the Flying Beavers within 4 points of the Kings of Nothing. For some unknown reason the Titans tried to throw a pass on a tackle eligible play, only to have it intercepted in the end zone by Barron Wortham of the Cowboys. The GM of the Kings of Nothing, was jumping for joy at the stupidity of the Titans.

Eddie George gave the Kings of Nothing a real scare. But his coach called a pass on 1st down.

The Titans had another chance to score in the 2nd quarter, driving the ball deep into Dallas territory. They managed to get to the 11 yard line, only to have time run out before half time. At the half Eddie George had run for 62 yards and Derrick Mason had close to 82 yards receiving.
Half Time Scores
Super Bowl, Kings of Nothing 60-50.
Toilet Bowl, Snoozers 23-22.
Cereal Bowl, Raiders 45-29.

The Dallas Cowgirls showed their stuff at the beginning of the 3rd quarter, by fumbling on their own 11 yard line. The next play, Eddie George ran for an 11-yard TD and a 14-0 lead. Super Bowl score now stands, Kings of Nothing 60-56, with Eddie George only needing another TD or 37 more yards to insure a Flying Beavers victory.

The very next Dallas position, Anthony Wright was sacked and fumbled AGAIN, this time Randall Godfrey rumbled 34 yards for a Tennessee Defensive TD. Now the Cereal Bowl started heating up. Al Del Greco kicked his 3rd point to give the Raiders 47 pts. The WhoseYourDaddies now have 36 pts and are getting closer.

Anthony Wright, the future of the Cowgirls?

Interviewed in the press box, Steve, the GM of the Kings of Nothing, was asking the Titans to take Eddie George out of the game with the 21-0 lead. The Titans were not listening and took the field with all their starters on their next possession. They faced 3rd and 9 at the Dallas 36, when McNair threw an incomplete pass to Eddie George. In this drive George ran 4 times for 10 yards, giving him 83 for the game.

Back in the press box, Steve was praying for another Tennessee Defensive TD. The Rookie Anthony Wright did not disappoint. On first down from his own 7, Wright made his best Joe Theisman impression, by throwing a screen pass that was intercepted by Keith Bulluck and returned for another Tennessee Defensive TD. Tennessee 28, Dallas 0 and that was it for all the Tennessee starters, denying the Flying Beavers of a chance at their 2nd BFFL Championship.

The Cereal Bowl was now very much in doubt with the WhoseYourDaddies closing the gap to 2 points and trailed 48-46. A late Al Del Greco FG, put the Daddies down for the count.

In the Toilet Bowl, Derrick Mason was shut out in the 3rd quarter, but still had 82 yards for the game. Midway through the 4th quarter, Mason caught a pass for a 13 yard gain. Only 5 more yards and the Snoozers would be a repeat Toilet Bowl owner!! Three plays later on 3rd and 4 Neil McDonnald threw to Mason, who appeared to be interfered with, could not come up with the catch. That was his last chance of the game and secured the Toilet Bowl trophy for Brenda's Biatch.