It is official, the Regular 1999 Regular Season is over.
Check out the final 1999 standings.

WEEK 15 NOTES WhoseYourDaddies to defend Championship, Marauders finish the season with a exclamation, take regular season championship. Feeling the preasure from the second place Kings of Nothing, the Marauders showed their might by breaking the single game season scoring record, set last week, with a 90 point explossion. We all know who is in first place now, the Marauders win the regular season championship with a 90-17 pounding of the last place Snoozers. The Kings of Nothing couldn't handle the preasure to out perform the Marauders and lose 51-42 to the 7th place Bunch of Morons. The WhoseYourDaddies win the battle for 4th place with a 41-28 victory of the Friggin' Losers. This epic battle was closer than the score with the GM of the Daddies staying up late to catch the Monday night action. Heading into the game between the Minnesota Vikings and Green Bay Packers, the Daddies had a slim 34-28 lead. The Losers were counting on Brett Favre, while the Daddies had Robert Smith and Minnesota's defense. Smith was a typical non factor in the outcome of the game with 0 fantasy points, the Vikings defense were good for 7 pts. The 0 pts from Favre came somewhat as a suprise. Entering the game Favre had scored over 10 pts in 3 of his last 4 games, but got out scored by his own backup QB, Matt Hasselbeck!! Hasslebeck threw a TD pass on a fake FG attempt to get 6 fantasy points to Favre's 0. After the game the Losers' were optimistic about their chances in the Toilet Bowl playoffs when their GM, John, said "Friggin Losers - Refuse to Lose again in 99". Stay tuned for the special "Playoff Edition" of the weekly notes.

WEEK 14 NOTES Three playoff spots taken!!. The Kings of Nothing and the Spoilers clinch playoff victories. The Kings' are attempting to move into 1st place , by beating the team at the top , the Marauders 74-59 and setting a new team scoring high for the season. The Spoilers squeaked by the WhoseYourDaddies 50-49, as the Daddies continue their tumble down the ranks to 4th place.The Daddies were counting on Jimmy Smith from Jacksonville to come up with some pts on Monday night, only to be greated by the big Goose Egg (0 pts).This brings up our week 15 "position" round:
8 Julian @ 1 Dale
7 Jeff @ 2 Steve
6 Colon @ 3 Bill
5 John @ 4 Greg
The winner of the 4 vs 5 matchup goes to the Super Bowl playoff as both have a 7-7 record heading into the last week. the Kings of Nothing pulled into a virtual tie for 1st place with a 9-5 record. They are behind by 5 total Fantasy points. Can the Kings move into first place??

WEEK 13 NOTES Marauders clinch first playoff spot in their 5 year history!!. With a 51-27 victory over the Frickin' Loses, the Marauders are the only team who is guaranteed to be in the Super Bowl playoffs. After the victory Dale was relieved, "The next mission at hand....first place and the number one seed in the playoffs. In the past few years, Marauders seemed like a real stupid name. I though about changing it but resisted. I'm glad I didn't. Go MO-RAW-DERS!!!!" There continues to be a log jam for 2nd through 6th place separated by 2 games, with 2 weeks to go in the regular season. The Kings of Nothing lost to the Bunch of Morons 50-41, denying them of clinching a playoff spot. There have been some rumblings about a 5 way tie for 2nd place. There is a possibility of 5 teams finishing with 8-7 records. John, trying to avoid 2 consecutive years of owning the toilet bowl trophy, has volunteered to submit his week 14 opponent's line-up for the last place Snoozers. "I submitt this with genuine interest in Julian's record. I would never conciously attempt to deprive myself the chance of holding the Toilet Bowl trophy for another year." In response to this, Julian had this to say, "Thanks but until the season is finally over, your are still the toilet bowl man. Mr.John P.Drano".
Another scroing breakdown graph through week 13. Scoring breakdown

WEEK 12 NOTES In a showdown of 2nd place teams, the Kings of Nothing showed their QB strength with a 39-24 win over the Friggin' Losers. Actually is was more like Jeff George 33 and the Losers 24. The sticky Spoilers are trying to live up to their name, knocking off the 1st place Marauders 45-30. The Marauders fall to tie for 1st with the Kings of Nothing, while the Spoilers move up to a tie for 4th with the WhoseYourDaddies. We have eliminated one team from playoff contention this week, one of the rookies in the league, the Snoozers have won 2 in a row, but their Super Bowl playoff hopes are done with a 3-9 record. Money can't buy you everything, and right now for the Snoozers it looks like about $30 per win... As of this week, no one has a guarenteed playoff spot. Looks like teams need to have a 9-6 record to lock down a playoff spot. Week 14 will tell us a lot with the Kings of Nothing/Maruaders and the WhoseYourDaddies/Spoilers matchups. These games could decide the 1st and 4th places for the season. Still 7 teams with playoff hopes!! WOAH NELLY!!

WEEK 11 NOTES Entering this week we still had the Marauders in 1st place getting ready for a showdown with the Raiders, who had beat the 1st place team previously. When asked about this, the GM/coach of the Marauders replied, "Probably be another offensive slugfest this week. I know I had a lousy game last week but that was due to bad coaching on my part....... With Moss having a bye, I'm hoping I can take advantage of that this week." Indeed the Marauders did prevail 62-52 to stay out in front. Dale was feeling a confidant about his 1st place run," It hasn't been easy being in first place these past few weeks but I full intend to stay there so come and get me, bozos. I ain't goin' down easy." The Kings of Nothing beat the WhoseYourDaddies for the first time in over 2 years with 49-35 victory. The 'Daddies continue their slide as defending champ and find themselves in 4th place and worring about the previous pink seat!!

WEEK 10 NOTES Kings put on SUPER performance. As predicted by the owner, the Kings of Nothing spanked down the Spoilers 70-47. This ended the Spoilers winning streak and sent them down to tie for 5th, while moving the Kings to tie for 2nd. The Kings' were lead by Jeff George (28 pts), Duce Staley(11pts) as predicted by Steve. If Steve had started the St. Louis defense, he would have had the season high score with 87 pts, but chose Kansas City instead. No matter, 70 pts is still the 2nd best score of the season. The Raiders hold the season record with 73 in week 4. In other notes, the Whoisyourdaddy's win to break their 4 game losing streak 55-45 over the last place (and free spending, 28 free agent moves) Snoozers. The Snoozers are 1-9 and it is believed that they are 1 game from elimination from the Super Bowl playoffs. Still only 2 games separate 2nd place from 7th place with 5 weeks left in the regular season. Hold on to your hats for a WILD finish to this season.

WEEK 9 NOTES Bill continues his rise in the standings with his 4th victory in a row. Now he is starting to think he is bad with his 5-4 record, which ties him for 3rd place with the Whoisyourdaddy's(4 loses in a row) and the Kings of Nothing. In a conversation between the owners of the Kings of Nothing and the upstart Spoilers, Bill was heard to say, "I'm going to kick your butt again next week. On to the Super Bowl!" Steve replied, "This is mighty strong talk for a Fantasy Football Rookie. Watch out what you say, it might end up on the al_falcon homepage." Bill again bosted his confidence, "Strong talk, indeed, but well deserved from the team with 4 victories in a row! We will not be denied!". Confidence was booming from Steve as well,"You will be dead this week. My man Duce Staley will run for 200 yds + against the Skins this week. Plus Jeff George vs Chicago defense, should be good for 18-24 pts. Your days of riding the Beuerlein bus are OVER. He plays my ST. Louis Defense and will probably throw 4 ints and be sacked 8 times.I should be looking at 90 pts, maybe even a season high score."

WEEK 8 NOTES This week we have a new First place team -- The Maradures!! They have a record of 6-2, leapfrogging over the Whoisyourdaddy's, who lost for the 3rd time in a row. Can you say collapse?? If you are Brett Favre or have any Green Bay Packers on your Fantasy team, then yes you can say collapse. This week the Packers lost 27-7 to Seattle on Monday Night Football. All 4 of our Fantasy games depended on this game. The Whoisyourdaddy's, Kings of Nothing, Snoozers and Bunch of Morons lost because of Green Bay's poor play. We have a report for the Associated Press:
WhoseYourDaddyVille-AP

In what many are considering a Snyderesque move the WhoseYourDaddies owner met with the Coach of the WhoseYourDaddies immediately after their loss to the Friggin Losers. After approximately 45 minutes the meeting broke up with both the owner and coach emerging from the room.

The only quote from the owner was a snarling "NO COMMENT!!"
The coach, however, had lots to say. "If the players think that by stating off the season 5-0 that they can just coast into the playoffs they are going to learn a tough lesson the hard way!"
"If they are not willing to give me 110% every game then I will find players that will. Even if it means spending the owners hard earned money!"
"If the players don't care maybe it's time I start looking for a new job!"
There was controversy at the BFFL Headquarters:
ESPN's Chris Mortensen is reporting that the BFFL commissioner and league officals are looking into reports of collusion between Brett Favre and the Seahawks defense. Several WhoseYourDaddy officials were seen after the game talking to league officials. Their only comment was "It has to be collusion, how else can you explain 4 sacks, 3 fumbles and 4 interceptions?"
The league office had no offical comment on the matter but a reliable source inside the league office said the claim has little merit and it more likely a weak attempt to save a sinking ship(or franchise in this case)!!

WEEK 7 NOTES There was much conversation between the Cowboy and Redskins fans after the 38-20 victory by the Cowboys.
Redskins vs Cowboys

WEEK 6 NOTES Greg suffers first loss of the season 40-30 to Colon and his unpredictable "Raiders". Greg (5-1) remains in first place, now only 1 game ahead of Dale (4-2) and Steve (4-2). In another suprise, Bill coaches the "Spoliers" to the best score of the week with his spanking of now last place Julian and the "Snoozers" 63-21. Marshal Faulk awoke from the dead to rush for 180 yds and a TD, good for 17 pts. The "Spoliers" also featured the experienced Steve Beuerlein and his 27 Fantasy points. Bill and Julian have now traded last place in the league 3 times in 6 weeks.
In other news, it was a bizare week for QB's, with 4 Fantasy starters accounting for 0 pts. Way to go Farve, Cunningham, Marino and Batch!! Three others only scored 6, Bledsoe, Kurt Warner and Brad Johnson. The top QB's for the week were Brian Greese (29), Steve Beuerlein (27), Billy Joe Tolliver (22), Damon Huard (14) and Doug Pederson (14). Not your everyday Fantasy quarterbacks by any stretch. In another note the Dallas COWGIRLS lost on Monday night to the pitiful NY Giants 13-10 in another barnburner of a Monday nighter. This sets up the Week 7 matchup of the 4-1 Redskins and the 3-2 Cowboys for first place in the NFC Least division.

WEEK 5 NOTES The Kings of Nothing pull out a squeaker on Monday night 61-57 to get back on the winning track. Here are some graphs that break down the scoring by fantasy team Scoring breakdown
Julian finally came away with a victory 53 -17 over Colon, thanks to 30 pts from Issac Bruce". This moves him into 7th place ahead of Bill. Greg remains an unbelievable 5-0 and 2 games ahead of the log jam of 3 people at 3-2.

LET THE TRASH TALKING BEGIN!!
Here are some quotes from the guys! Oct 6, 1999
Julian was the first one to chime in "Many of you guys didn't known that John gave me my first password back in week one when I had trouble getting set up.So I wont say that he was tampering with my info,but after going 0 and 4,I decided to change my whole set up password and all.Now Let the Games Begin.
Please order my 1st place trophy now and have my name spelled right.THANKS JULIAN".
Bill disagrees with Julian's projection of a Super Bowl victory, "All I can say is, thank god Julian is in the league. He may be the only person standing between me and the toilet bowl. ;^) Bill
John thinks both of them are crazy when he said," All I can say is thank god Bill and Julian are in the League. "
Dale chimed in with this one,"just hang in there, Bill and Julian.......there's always the Toilet Bowl... and next year......
Greg our returning Champ predicts a victory for Julian soon,"Yes he will win a game. Maybe more than we would like. I would say the odds are 50-50 for this week."
I asked Greg the following question, "Can you repeat as champion? Or are you just lucky?" His reply was , "Probably not. Too difficult to repeat!! I'd rather be lucky than good any day of the week!!" He did not seem real confident following his draft when asked how his season was going he replied," Better than I expected after the lousy draft I had!!
Greg is feeling the pain of having lost his first round draft pick to injury,"Terrell Davis, tearing up his knee trying to tackle a fricking defensive player after that idiot Griese threw another darn interception. He should have been benched and let good ole Bubby play. TD might still be with us!!"
Asked if he thought this reporter, and editor of this web site was a total Fantasy Football Geek, Greg has this to say,"To quote my dear friend Stone Cold Steve Austin, 'HELL YEAH!!'". I guess that says it all.. Until next week...

Week 4 notes: The Kings of Nothing are really in the dumps with 2 losses in a row. Now my team stands in 5th place by virute of a 4 way tie for 3rd place with records of 2-2. There are only 2 games separating 2nd place from 7th place, so there should be plenty of movement this season. I play second place John next week and am hoping that my running backs and wide receivers can awake from their 2 week slumber. We had some good action on Monday Night this week with John narrowly beating out Bill by a score of 46-45. Bill needed only one more field Goal or pat attempt from Steve Christie to win or tie. I believe this is our first 1 point victory of the season, sorry Bill. Colon finally started Brad Johnson, good for 32 fantasy points on his way to a victory over Dale. Julian is following the Denver Bronco's lead with a 0-4 record.

Week 3 notes:Three weeks into the season and I suffered my first defeat to newcomer Bill 35-17. My guys were asleep this week!!
The league is very interesting. As you can see from the graph, I have falled from 1st to 4th!!
So far the first round draft picks have been kinda a bust and the REDSKINS are Kicking some Fantasy ASS!!!!