Jeff with the Toilet Bowl... This link is up here all season for you enjoyment!

Week 4 Results:

Flying Beavers (65 pts) defeated Komodo Dragons (64 pts) - Beavers (3-1) win by 1 pt even though they had 2 TE's that were on bye this season. That is the third time that someone has started someone on bye and won this season. That makes my stomach sick.
DEEP Purple(2-2) (47 pts) defeated Snoozers (41 pts) - Snoozers fall to 0-4 and as they start the WRONG player at EVERY Position!! They have an Efficiency Rating of 41.8% for the week, and 65.5% for the season. Way to go Snoozers!
MorMor (73 pts) defeated Bowl Huggers (41 pts) - The Bowl Huggers (1-3) are hugging the bottom of the standings... Thank God the Snoozers suck worse or I would be in last place.. What in the world is going on here? I can't even beat the MorMor (3-1 tops the Corey Croom Division) with their line-up that included Mark Brunell and Bo Scaife?? My team sucks...
Big Blue (69 pts) defeated WhoseYourDaddies (45 pts) - Big Blue 3-1 takes over 1st place in the Ka-Jana Carter Division and the Daddies fall to 2-2 in a 4 way tie for 2nd place in the same division.
Lombardi Mania (66 pts) defeated Spoilers (59 pts) - Both teams are 2-2 after this game and the Spoilers are kicking themselves in the ass after leaving Santana Moss with his 3 TD's, 138 yds and 31 Fantasy Points on the bench!

Top 10 players from week 4:
1. Moss, Santana WAS WR 31 Spoilers - Again he was on the bench!
2. McNabb, Donovan PHI QB 25 Big Blue - Helped Big Blue pull away from WYD on Monday night.
3. Brunell, Mark WAS QB 22 MorMor - UnF-ingbelievable, against the Jaguars who allowed 0 pts to Pittsburg 2 weeks ago
4. Johnson, Larry KCC RB 22 Flying Beavers - Not surprised at all, KC won 41-0 against the 49'ers.
5. Maroney, Laurence NEP RB 21 Big Blue - Holly Maroney!
6. Bulger, Marc STL QB 20 Flying Beavers - Solid QB so far this season.
7. Wilkins, Jeff STL PK 19 DEEP Purple - The Kickers have been tearing it up in the BFFL so far this season, that is causing a waive of emails about the league needing scoring changes for next year.
8. Andersen, Morten ATL PK 17 Free Agent - Isn't this guy like 50 years old?
9. Chiefs, Kansas City KCC Def 17 Komodo Dragons - The best DT score of the season, 1 long TD, 5 sacks 4 turnovers.
10. Colston, Marques NOS WR 17 Snoozers - Of course, he was on the bench for the Snoozers.

Week 3 Results:

The BFFL is going to be tough this year as six teams are 2-1, three are 1-2 and the lowly Snoozers are now 0-3 despite scoring 69 pts this week.

Email exchange of the week:
Bowl Huggers: Don't we have a $5 penalty for submitting a line-up with bye week players? Maybe we should put in a rule, it might need to include submitting a line-up that includes players that DON'T HAVE A F-ING NFL TEAM...
See MorMor week 2 (Bill submitted a line-up that include Tony Gonzales this week when he was on bye)

Maybe it is good luck to submit a line-up in this fashion because both Jeff and Bill actually WON their games after such a DUMB A$$ MOVE!!

Chaps my A$$...
Spoilers: My week is made, I'm going home now. ;^)

MorMor: My record speaks for itself BOYS!

Don't be too sure of yourself Mr. Mor, you have to play the defending champs this week and I think that 2-1 record will become an average 2-2 after this week.

DEEP Purple (76 pts) defeated Komodo Dragons (41 pts) Javon Walker with 23 pts power the Purple!
Flying Beavers (54 pts) defeated Lombardi Mania (36 pts) L-Mania is the lowest scoring team in the league to this point, but still very much in it at 1-2.
Spoilers (82 pts) defeated Snoozers (69 pts) Spoilers were hoping for Bret Favre to break out this week and he did vs the Detroit Lions for 20 fan pts. Clinton Portis with 19 helped as well. The tough luck Snoozers are in dead last place at 0-3
WhoseYourDaddies (76 pts) defeated Bowl Huggers (58 pts) Brian Westbrook's 30 pts were too much for my Huggers, and Hines Ward posting a goose egg 0 fan pts did not help either.
Big Blue (63 pts) defeated MorMor (41 pts) MorMor is coming back to reality after having only 1 player over 10 pts. Hey Bo Scaife scored a TD on Mor's bench. Maybe that pick was a steal, not a bust. Scaife is the #9 TE in the league at this point!!

Top 10 players from week 3:
1. Westbrook, Brian PHI RB 30 WhoseYourDaddies
2. Walker, Javon DEN WR 23 DEEP Purple
3. Kasay, John CAR PK 22 Snoozers
4. Parker, Willie PIT RB 21 Bowl Huggers
5. Favre, Brett GBP QB 20 Spoilers
6. Losman, J.P. BUF QB 20 Free Agent
7. Hasselbeck, Matt SEA QB 19 DEEP Purple
8. Portis, Clinton WAS RB 19 Spoilers
9. Johnson, Eric SFO TE 17 Free Agent
10. Betts, Ladell WAS RB 16 Free Agent

Week 2 Results:

Email exchange of the week.
Spoilers, "Like a freakin' idiot I went with Portis and he gets the goose egg. I must stop reading the press on him, I keep thinking I've read between the lines and the opposite turns out to be true. ARGH!"
Big Blue, "I think you need someone to set your lineup for you."
Spoilers, "Ed is so cute when he's being wise ass. ;^)"

Flying Beavers (63 pts) defeated Big Blue (62 pts) Both teams 1-1 after the Beavers get 11 pts from Mike Vanderjagt DAL PK on Sunday night. "F" the Cowboys!
MorMor (66 pts) defeated Snoozers (61 pts) MorMor (2-0) started Eugene Baker, without a team and still beat the Snoozers (0-2). MorMor has the high scores 2 weeks in a row!!!
Komodo Dragons (54 pts) defeated Bowl Huggers (45 pts) - The Huggers fall after 2 Steelers score 2 pts on Monday night in a 9-0 loss to Jacksonville. Lowest scoring Monday night game in history. Dragons 2-0, Huggers 1-1
Spoilers (52 pts) defeated DEEP Purple (44 pts) - Spoilers win despite starting Clinton Portis - 0 pts and Tony Gonzales 0 pts. What is with Deep Purple at 0-2?
WhoseYourDaddies (62 pts) defeated Lombardi Mania (50 pts) - Both teams 1-1. Daddies are looking good, forget what I said about them finishing in 9th place, I don't think it is going to happen.

Top 10 players from Week 2:
1. Johnson, Rudi CIN RB 22 Komodo Dragons - I was hoping he was on my team this week. Good Game Dragons!
2. Toomer, Amani NYG WR 21 Flying Beavers - He is well dressed, but made it off the Beaver bench to take down Big Blue.
3. Manning, Peyton IND QB 20 Snoozers - Manning with 400 yds and 3 TD's.. Snoozers still lose and are 0-2..
4. Manning, Eli NYG QB 19 MorMor - MorMor,, remember that name. What the "F" does it mean anyway?
5. Vick, Michael ATL QB 19 Komodo Dragons - Hasn't started yet for the Dragons, Kurt Warner has been the man for them.
6. Favre, Brett GBP QB 18 Spoilers - He still sucks ...
7. Bryant, Antonio SFO WR 17 WhoseYourDaddies - Helped Greg to win this week.
8. Clark, Desmond CHI TE 17 Free Agent -
9. Cotchery, Jerricho NYJ WR 17 Lombardi Mania - Good pick up by LMania after week 1, too bad he wasn't started.
10. Grossman, Rex CHI QB 17 Free Agent - Rex with 4 TD passes this week!

Week 1 Results:

Komodo Dragons (54 pts) defeated WhoseYourDaddies (41 pts)
MorMor (79 pts) defeated Flying Beavers (42 pts)
Bowl Huggers (48 pts) defeated Snoozers (34 pts)
Big Blue (58 pts) defeated Spoilers (52 pts)
Lombardi Mania (51 pts) defeated DEEP Purple (46 pts)

Top 10 players of the week:
1. Wilkins, Jeff STL PK 22 DEEP Purple - a Kicker leading the league in scoring?
2. Miller, Heath PIT TE 21 MorMor
3. Gore, Frank SFO RB 20 Big Blue - Nice one!
4. McNabb, Donovan PHI QB 18 Big Blue
5. Warner, Kurt ARI QB 18 Komodo Dragons
6. Gonzalez, Tony KCC TE 17 Spoilers
7. Stallworth, Donte' PHI WR 16 Free Agent - WOW
8. Vinatieri, Adam IND PK 16 MorMor
9. Batch, Charlie PIT QB 15 Free Agent - Charlie WHO?
10. Henry, Travis TEN RB 15 Flying Beavers -Mr Turf Toe himself... Out for week 2 already

Pre-season

The 2006 season is already underway. . Good draft everyone it was a blast as always. I think we have a new "Corey Croom" in the BFFL when NEW GUY Jeff picked at 11.02 Bo Scaife, TE from Tennessee. It sent shockwaves through the draft as everyone looked at the BOTTOM of their draft sheets to try and find that one! I had him ranked as the 49th TE for this season... WOW... OH MY!!! I wonder if he will hang out with Darius Watts this year?

See the 2006 Draft Day Report!

	We have been waiting a LONG time for this to happen. Jeff, aka Colombo, takes home the Toilet Bowl for the 2005 season loss.
On the other hand, you have all seen this before... Me with the 1st place Trophy! #4 BABY!!

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